i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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