Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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