big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
