paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
