Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
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