we have officially mastered the walk of shame
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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