Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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