Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
vagina is talking i cant
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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