it was like his penis was on wheels.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
A bitchslap is in order.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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