Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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