from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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