When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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