Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
