best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
How's work?
Spinning.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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