I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
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