: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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