I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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