I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Randomize
