Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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