i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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