Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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