Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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