Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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