Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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