As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
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They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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