1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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