We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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