Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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