JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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