jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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