All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Randomize
