It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I need to sanitize my soul.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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