is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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