please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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