TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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