Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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