shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
either way he was missing a nipple.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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