i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Holy shit dude........stairs
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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