so let's talk penis.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I just blew my weed a kiss
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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