why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
My Sexting was not on an AP level
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
