Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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