So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
