but the lizard people decide everything anyway
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
the room spins SO much faster in panama
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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