He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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