and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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