Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
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