Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize