No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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