WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Even my vagina gasped.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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