I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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