Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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