So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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