operation harelip BJ is a go
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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