Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Michael Bay diarrhea
two words: eviction party
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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